Comedy / Satire

Unexpected life

It’s 1am and you’re trying to sleep but no sleeps comes since your mind is too occupied with unwanted thoughts

It’s 2am and you’re crying your heart out because everyone who was supposed to stay, they all left you too soon.

It’s 3am and you’re holding a blade in your hand because its the only way you know to ease the pain in your heart.

It’s 4am and the only thing you can see is your scarlet wrists and the only thing you can hear is the sound of crimson liquid falling on the floor.

It’s 5am and you’re in shower, thinking about everything that’s wrong with your life.

It’s 6am and you’re eating your breakfast even though you don’t want to.

It’s 7am and you’re waiting at the bus stop and thinking about those days when your dad used to drop you to school

It’s 8am and you’re surrounded with people you’ve known your whole life and still haven’t really known.

It’s 9am and you’re standing in a ground with your hands folded and praying to someone you’re not sure if exist or not.

It’s 10am and you’re looking at trigonometric identities without really understanding anything.

It’s 11am and you’re laughing with bunch of people who are too ignorant to see the empty look in your eyes.

It’s 12pm and you’re trying to understand principles of inheritance and variation.

It’s 1pm and you’re wishing you were at your home instead of being trapped in this hellhole called school

It’s 2pm and you’re walking on the road alone and thinking about that time when your mom used to pick up from school everyday

It’s 3pm and you’re doing your homework and trying to be a good kid even though you know it’s of no use because no one is going to see how much you’re trying to full fill their expectations.

It’s 4pm and you’re looking at the computer screen waiting for that one message that’ll never come.

It’s 5pm and you are listening to songs that make you want to cry but at the same time give you some strength to keep going.

It’s 6 pm and you’re once again busy with your books, trying to ignore the world.

It’s 7pm and you hear the doorbell.

It’s 8pm and you’re trying to ignore the feeling of running away.

It’s 9pm and you’re sitting in your room, A bit scared of what’ll happen tonight.

It’s 10pm and now you can hear shouts and cries. You hear your parents arguing but you stay quite because you know what’s going to happen next.

It’s 11 pm and there is a loud knock on your bedroom door.

It’s 12am and you’re sitting with belt marks all over your skin. You’re scared and alone. You’ve got no one to protect you, to save you. You’ve got no one to confide in. You’ve got no one who’ll kiss on your scars. You’ve got no one who’ll wipe away your tears. The only thing you’ve got is the bunch of the people who call themselves your friend while they even don’t know your reality. All you’ve got is yourself. All you’ve got is those scars and the feelings of not belonging. All you’ve got is pain in your heart and unwanted thoughts in your mind.

And then it all keeps repeating until you give up one day than everyone is suddenly crying because you’re no longer here. People who bullied you in school are telling other of how much of an amazing you were. Everyone is blaming you for being a coward. But no one is feeling guilty of their ignorance of their cruelty.

After a month, you’re forgotten. You’re just a name engraved on stone and erased from hearts.

But somewhere someone cries. You look at them from up above and feel nothing but pity for them. And then you see another life getting destroyed.

Yes, this is the cycle of life. Yes, this is destiny.

Posted by Samay Singh in By Author, By Genre, By Language, By Title, Comedy / Satire, English, 5 comments

The loo at pool

As everyone has a fetish idea to fantasise, there are some who really take so much pain to make it into a reality like here is this guy of our story Tinu.

Tinu always fantasised of making out in public toilets and washrooms and used to get shrivelled when he saw any guy pissing out in public or at road side while he was driving his bike or traveling as this is a quite familiar scene for us to watch people peeing in public who stay in India.
Once during his college mid break he heard one of the hottest guy of his college speaking out to his friend ” Pankaj do you know I have developed this lean physique by regular swimming at the Royal swimming pool and its been more then a year now! But yaar the washroom is quite far away so it’s so toiling to walk every now and then as I feel getting pressure for peeing quite frequently “.
And that was a great news For Tinu, and ya swimming was not his cup of tea as he was such a queen as Royal as the Royal swimming pool, who would never like to make physical efforts which would make him feel exhausted,
He would be there just to be the queen and decide grades for the tools whom he was going to sneak peak over in the washroom.
Though Tinu had thoughts for that hunky Vijay who was boasting about his lean body. The very evening Tinu joined the gym by fulfilling the formalities.
It was a dream land for Tinu he could drool over some hot guys in their undies and ofcourse their bulges!
Tinu was so confident that he didn’t care about people whispering about him as he was not swimming and was frequently in and out of the toilet.
Suddenly when Tinu with his mischievous smile after watching many pipes draining out was about to exit the washroom he saw Vijay approaching towards the washroom…
Oh my! Tinu exclaimed and got back inside the loo he saw Vijay Came and released his pressure but he didn’t notice tinu standing drooling over his tool next to him, Tinu was so thrilled and excited at that moment as for him this fantasy which had turned reality was the only climax for his sexual satisfaction..
Vijay left the loo and the next day tinu dropped out from the royal swimming pool..
As Tinu was eager to look out for other pipes and other golden showers at different royal courts.. 😉

Posted by Anand Rege in By Author, By Genre, By Language, By Title, Comedy / Satire, English, 1 comment